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BEST ‘NUH-UH’ IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING EVER

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BEST ‘NUH-UH’ IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING EVER

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The “Suits” cast attends USA Network 2013 Upfront Event at Pier...

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The “Suits” cast attends USA Network 2013 Upfront Event at Pier 36 on May 16, 2013 in New York City.

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quequieresmrmorden: I photoshopped this a few days ago and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:15:43 -0500

quequieresmrmorden:

I photoshopped this a few days ago and printed it on a t-shirt to wear to the ST:ID premiere in my city tomorrow.

I’m not a graphic designer or digital artist or anything, but regardless some people might be interested, so: feel free to print it out, flyer with it, use it on a t-shirt, whatever, no credit needed for whatever anti-white-supremacy stuff you want with it.

Regular old phones : (drops on concrete at 50 miles per hour ) slightly cracks

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:12:18 -0500

Regular old phones : (drops on concrete at 50 miles per hour ) *slightly cracks*
Android :(drops on concrete floor) *slightly cracks)
iPhones: (drops on carpet floor) *shatters , self destructs , explodes , falls into another dimension , becomes pregnant , turns into a cow

Chris Pine for Out (June/July 2013)

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:11:47 -0500

Chris Pine for Out (June/July 2013)

starrose17: ashtonriwin: so-relatable: Yahoo is trying to buy...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:55:46 -0500

starrose17:

ashtonriwin:

so-relatable:

Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!

i think im gonna throw up

I guess people missed the news that tumblr isn’t making enough revenue to stay up for much longer. They PLAN to be bought, so either Yahoo buys it or there is no tumblr at all. What would you prefer?

ihaveabsolutelynoidea: Time uses a picture of a young woman taking a selfie to demonstrate how...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:55:30 -0500

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

Time uses a picture of a young woman taking a selfie to demonstrate how fucked up our generation is

Why not use a picture of a 50 year old white male banker masturbating with mortgage papers into the mouth of a senator

trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:54:06 -0500

trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day

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starrose17: kageillusionz: clarounette: sobrightandelicate: q...

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starrose17:

kageillusionz:

clarounette:

sobrightandelicate:

qtmaster:

toromiko:

niceknickerss:

nu-pogodi:

carlossheldonmoustache:

I feel so sorry for those non Europeans who don’t know of Eurovision, It means they could have never of seen Ukraine’s 2007 entry into the contest…

A classic.

for those who don’t know or don’t that much about eurovision

this is all u need to know

iTS HERE

never forget.

The ultimate Eurovision tune. God I love Eurovision.

Almost 30 years before, it was already like that. Check my all time favorite!

Oh my goodness Clarou. That is BRILLIANT.

And this is exactly why you have to be drunk to watch Eurovision.

Ramblings Of An Unrepentant Madwoman: scoutsxhonor: excelsior65 said: Derek worked as a waiter in NYC. No...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:43:53 -0500

Ramblings Of An Unrepentant Madwoman: scoutsxhonor: excelsior65 said: Derek worked as a waiter in NYC. No...:

scoutsxhonor:

excelsior65 said:

Derek worked as a waiter in NYC. No awards for interpersonal skills, but he was competent. He picked up a decent knowledge of wine from the sommelier and boosted tips with recommendations to the clientele. Now he & Stiles are trapped in a wine…

zac-tac: kazard: residentfeline: roxasdavemakara: lepreas: c...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:41:06 -0500

zac-tac:

kazard:

residentfeline:

roxasdavemakara:

lepreas:

caturday:

New trick

c???ats?!?!???

cat that is a no

how do cats even work

Cats:

A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.

The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called “ear furnishings.”

The ability of a cat to find its way home is called “psi-traveling.” Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.

One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.

A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.

A cat’s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.

If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F.

A cat’s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.

Cats don’t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.

The claws on the cat’s back paws aren’t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don’t retract and, consequently, become worn.

Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.

Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.

A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.

A cat’s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.

Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their “righting reflex.” The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.

A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.

A cat’s hearing is better than a dog’s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.

A cat’s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog’s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.

And that’s how cat’s work.

Thanks science

starfleetgrad: textsfromquintoplets: #285 | Spock | Star Trek...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:37:20 -0500

starfleetgrad:

textsfromquintoplets:

#285 | Spock | Star Trek XI

not now, jim.

this is the most accurate thing i have ever seen

Uke Incognito

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BEST ‘NUH-UH’ IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING EVER

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The “Suits” cast attends USA Network 2013 Upfront Event at Pier...

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quequieresmrmorden: I photoshopped this a few days ago and...

Regular old phones : (drops on concrete at 50 miles per hour ) *slightly cracks*

Chris Pine for Out (June/July 2013)

starrose17: ashtonriwin: so-relatable: Yahoo is trying to buy...

ihaveabsolutelynoidea: Time uses a picture of a young woman taking a selfie to demonstrate how...

trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day

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starrose17: kageillusionz: clarounette: sobrightandelicate: q...

Ramblings Of An Unrepentant Madwoman: scoutsxhonor: excelsior65 said: Derek worked as a waiter in NYC. No...

zac-tac: kazard: residentfeline: roxasdavemakara: lepreas: c...

starfleetgrad: textsfromquintoplets: #285 | Spock | Star Trek...

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